*READ ME FIRST*
(Some Important Things To Know)

None of this stuff was created by me.

It's simply stuff that I've collected over years of poking at the internet's soft underbelly, and seeing what falls out. It's stuff that I think is entertaining in some way--funny, profound, horrifying, inspirational, beautiful, sometimes all of those things at the same time.

There is no porn here (or even any nudity). The internet has approximately a bajillion porn sites, and the porn fairy doesn't need my help. However, there is some mildly mature content here (e.g. violent, suggestive, rude, horrifying, foul, pick an adjective). Sorry about that.

Oh, wait, no I'm not.

NSFW (not-safe-for-work) stuff is clearly labelled as such, and I was incredibly conservative when I made the call re: what is and isn't safe. If you click on something, and are fired from your job and end up a desparate and hopeless addict living in a grimy backalley fighting with rats and rabid strays and giving handjobs to the homeless for crack money, that is not my fault.

I've long since lost track of the origins of the vast majority of the stuff linked from this page. If you created something linked here, and can provide convincing proof and want me to credit you for it, I'll be happy to do that. If you would prefer that I remove it instead, I will do that, and also probably make fun of you for being lame.



Gifs

Cool
Creepy
Critters
Danger and Mishaps
Funny
Kids
That's Wrong
Thoughtful
...um...



Images

Beautiful
Cool
Creepy
Critters
Danger and Mishaps
Funny
Games, Cartoons, Comics, Drawings
Image Macros
Kids
That's Wrong
Thoughtful
...um...



Sounds

Asshole Promotion NSFW
Blade Runner
Bleep NSFW
Bohemian A Capella
Boo
Calm Down NSFW
Letter In Your Mailbox
Dear Penis NSFW
Destroy You
Deus Ex
Don't Listen
Fucked Up NSFW
The F Word NSFW
Gerbil NSFW
Golf Commercial NSFW
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
I Hate This Place
Hello My Baby
Idiotic
Kickass
M-Fn' Mail NSFW
Piano
P O S NSFW
Stuck Here
Suck Again
Swedish Chef
Taz
Texas NSFW
Tingle NSFW
Waaaughhh
Wheee!
You Get Nothing



Text

A Christian Eulogizes George Carlin
And I Am Always With You
Asylum For The Verbally Insane
Biker Call
Blimp Horror
Body
Burnout
Children's Books
Chili Recipe
Dementia Test
Electric Fence
FPS Rules
Frank
Giving Blood
Life
Magic Chair
Men And Women
Mrs. Peachtree
Retail
Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy
Remember When?
Summer Camp
The Experiment
True Love
Walking Toward Someone
Which Wolf?
Zodiac



Quotes


LEGAL SHIT
The Quake games and the stylized Q symbol are registered trade marks of id software. All rights reserved. Use of any and all programs downloaded from this site is at the downloader's risk. The site is copyright Patrick J. Williams 2000 2009.